One day I was 12 years old and broke. Then Grandma gave me Grandpa's
old riding lawnmower. I set out to mow some lawns. More people wanted
me to mow their lawns. And more and more. . . . One client was Arnold
the stockbroker, who offered to teach me about "the beauty of
capitalism. Supply and Demand. Diversify labor. Distribute the wealth."
"Wealth?" I said. "It's groovy, man," said Arnold.
If I'd known what was coming, I might have climbed on my mower and
putted all the way home to hide in my room. But the lawn business grew
and grew. So did my profits, which Arnold invested in many things. And
one of them was Joey Pow the prizefighter. That's when my 12th summer
got really interesting.